Lumang kasabihan

 "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo

 pagsisiksikan yung sarili mo kung

 walang pwesto para sayo.

 Eh meron naman hagdan, 

ayaw mo lang pansinin."

Yan ang diskarte!

Patayin ang ”KARIBAL”,
 para walang “SAGABAL”!

Nag iisa lang pala

 "Masakit ang maiwan, 

pero mas masakit ang manatili 

sa isang relasyong alam

 mong ikaw lang ang nakakaalam."

Hindi lahat

 Hindi lahat ng minamahal dapat ipaglaban, 

at hindi lahat ng nag mamahal sa'yo, dapat mong saktan.

Right and wrong

 When I'm right, no one remembers.

When I'm wrong, no one forgets.

Food and exercise

 Food is the most abused anxiety drug.

Exercise is the most underutilized antidepressant.

5 common reasons

 5 common reasons kapag tumatahimik ang isang tao:

-baka walang masabi

-nagtatampo

-galit

-tinatamad

pero ito pinakamalupit...

-NATATAE!

Believe

When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over...

close your eyes, hang on tight and believe.

Ang taong mabait.

Mahirap magalit sa taong mabait, pero mas

 mahirap maging mabait pag ikaw ang galit.

Bad attitude

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

-Scott Hamilton

Benefits of trees

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.

The ideal man

The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't EXIST.

Push harder.

Don't give up... just because of what people said. 

Use that as your motivation to push harder.

Summer

Ang pagmamahal ko sa'yo parang summer, tapos na.

I and we

When 'i' is replaced by 'we'

Even 'illness' becomes 'wellness'

Don't feel sorry

God sometimes removes people from your life to protect you. 

Don't run after them.

How to reduce weight

Tip to reduce weight, turn your

 head to the left and then to right.

 Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

Hardships

Hardships often prepare ordinary people for an extraordinary destiny...

-C.S. Lewis

Accept our limits.

"Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them."

-Albert Einstein

Awkward moment

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Be strong

"be strong,"

I whispered to my wifi signal.

Dreams

Never give up on a dream just because of the 

time it will take to accomplish it. 

The time will pass anyway.

-EARL NIGHTINGALE

Things you shoudn't be broken

Things you shoudn’t be broken:

1. Hearts

2. Promises

3. Condoms

Friendship

"It is better to have an ENEMY who honestly says they hate you

 than to have a FRIEND who's putting you down SECRETLY."

Beer

 Beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... 

Against walls, tables, chairs, floors, and ugly people.

Sometimes friends are like this game.

 Sometimes friends might disappear 

but new ones will take their place.

Chances and changes

Your life does
not get better
by chance,
it gets better
 by change.   

 -JIM ROHN