Telemarketer

The best way to

 get rid of a 

telemarketer 

is to  ask them 

what they 

are wearing.

Dota

Walang mahinang hero 

kung walang bobong gumagamit.

Life is an art.

Life is art of drawing with no eraser.

Better days are coming.

Better days

 are coming. 

They are called: 

Saturday and Sunday

Who Wants to ba a Nillionaire?

NILLIONAIRE

nil·lion·aire [nil-yuh-nair]
adj.
Someone having little money to no money.

Accept yourself

You are beautiful.
Learn to accept yourself.

 

How life begins.

 LIFE begins at the end 

of  your comfort zone.

Askhole

ASKHOLE.
A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Brand new start and ending.

 Although no one can go back and make a brand new start,

anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

-Carl Bard

Photographer

 You are not a photographer,

You just have an overpriced camera.

Jealous woman.

 A jealous woman
does better research

than the FBI.

Song and artist.

 I hate it when I'm singing a song 

and the artist gets the words wrong.

Rich and broke people.

Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich.

Right or left?

When nothing goes right, go left.